Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon " stacked across five centered

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and a neon sign that pulled you right off the road

Arched distressed light blue block text reads "PIRATES" above a vintage cartoon pirate in a red coat

covering both the naughty list and the sin list with zero gaps in coverage

In a city built on textile labor

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon " stacked across five centeredThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.