Hellhound Hallucinations red A special grip coating prevents

A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing

like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad

Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean lenses & vintage vibes

and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow

They'll shield your eyes from the envious gaze of the droves of people who want to bask in the glory that is

Hellhound Hallucinations red A special grip coating preventsWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider