Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL letting people swear in public

letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability

inspired by Point Break

and basketball flanked by small stars

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

Plausible deniability has never had better typography

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL letting people swear in publicBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact