Lucky Duck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A digital illustration of George

A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer

Catching a knife once doesn't qualify anyone to open a fitness center

Penguins already waddle like they're one gust of wind away from a full yard sale

Accidental political philosophy from a man running on voluntary compliance

Bold Western script below reads "WACO

Lucky Duck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A digital illustration of GeorgeRubber ducks already have the most unearned confidence of any bath toy, so pairing one with a four leaf clover is just showing off. Luck was never the problem for something that literally cannot sink. The Details: Distressed golden yellow four leaf clover and rubber duck illustrations sit side by side, each with hand drawn interior details and heavy weathered texture. Bold golden yellow block text below reads "LUCKY DUCK" with matching distressed