This One's For You Chappy - Iron Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt classic Palm trees wrapped in Christmas

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Cursive light-blue script reads "Be Nice" overlaid across a comic-style illustrated portrait of Dalton

flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

Winning a leg lamp in a fragrance contest means your living room decor has officially peaked

This One's For You Chappy - Iron Eagle - Long Sleeve T-Shirt classic Palm trees wrapped in ChristmasDoug Masters treating an Aiwa cassette deck like essential avionics equipment is either criminal negligence or peak mid sortie dedication. Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film. Inspired by Iron Eagle. The Details: Two red five pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player