I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

Inspired by Friday

Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY

Inspired by The Blues Brothers

I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee Celebrating a successful bowel movementFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD