Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Women's T-Shirt washington A row of four cartoon

A row of four cartoon potted succulents and cacti in pastel green

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

all set within a scalloped ornate border outline

Before the modern minor leagues took shape

Distressed white illustration of an old-fashioned hauling truck sits beneath curved text reading "FAMILY OWNED SINCE 1885

Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Women's T-Shirt washington A row of four cartoonMastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below