I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Red cursive script reads "The

Red cursive script reads "The Cockatoo" with "Restaurant" in white below

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Block-style black and gold letters

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

Distressed white block text below reads "LA FLAMA BLANCA" with a baseball-style swoosh tail

I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Red cursive script reads "TheJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped