Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Moving to a new town

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Distressed red-orange brush-stroke lettering in a calligraphy-inspired style reads "TIBURON TOMMIE'S" above "PIER 41

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Boom Roasted - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Moving to a new townPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block