Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved red and yellow text

Curved red and yellow text reads "ROLL-ARENA" across the top of an Ohio-shaped shield outlined in red

GE 909-58" beside white script reading "Cocktails

filling the surrounding space

Bold white slab-serif text reads "WANTED" at the top

Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved red and yellow textWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The