Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Keeping that pirate hat on

Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on

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Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

Distressed rust-red arched block text reads "WHEELING" at the top

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_70s Keeping that pirate hat onGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes