You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Plato never had claws

Plato never had claws

with "NOODLE BAR" in teal below

Allentown's minor league baseball roots stretch back to the late 1890s

Turns out every inmate in Shawshank is innocent

it embodied the unpretentious soul of a beach town

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Plato never had clawsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"