Dark Helmet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black sans-serif text below

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke

with speckled distressing throughout

palm trees

" A dark red shield logo near the bottom reads "CHICAGO

Dark Helmet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold black sans-serif text belowDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white