I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Placing an encyclopedia-grade donkey illustration

Placing an encyclopedia-grade donkey illustration above the word HOLE is the classiest outsourcing of profanity ever designed

Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

Rounded white bubble text below reads "Ray Brower" above "Search Party

flanked by white text reading "Silvertown's Finest" and "Since 2001

" and "1917

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Placing an encyclopedia-grade donkey illustrationCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved