Brawndo - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A red Swingline stapler sits

A red Swingline stapler sits below with "Milton" in white cursive across it

" in red brush-script beneath

Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines

Gold rectangular frame encloses a cartoon portrait of Art Weingartner with curly brown hair

Four high-contrast white stencil-art portraits of Clarence Boddicker

Brawndo - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White A red Swingline stapler sitsReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"