Skate Ranch - Santa Ana, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S White distressed text reads "SAN

White distressed text reads "SAN DIMAS" in an arched layout above a digital illustration of a blonde jock in a blue and white "SD" letterman jacket over a yellow shirt

Catching the glow is a terrible foundation for a business license

Going gray is the only lifestyle choice where people still ask if you've "tried doing something about it

" and "TURN OVERS" amid scattered red and blue dots

The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground

Skate Ranch - Santa Ana, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S White distressed text reads "SANSkating roosters smoking cigars on signposts was a completely normal advertising decision in 1950s Santa Ana. The phone number still starts with letters because branding peaked before area codes existed. The Details: Cartoon rooster with a red comb, red striped tail feathers, and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost, smoking a cigarette in a vintage hand drawn style. Brown jagged edged planks read "SKATE RANCH" in white hand lettered text. Red