Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "GARY SAND FLEAS" above a golden-tan cartoon sand flea mascot wearing a baseball cap

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

The Dunes Hotel and Casino

the surf report comes with napalm

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Arched white serif text readsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET