Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL a skull and crossbones visible

a skull and crossbones visible on his chest plate

" Distressed orange rounded retro text at the bottom reads "Guns Out

and a small white sailboat on the water

inspired by Die Hard

" and "WILLOWBROOK

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL a skull and crossbones visibleMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork