Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_00s Retiring from spec ops to

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in three words

Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_00s Retiring from spec ops toBiff's entire destiny got rewritten by a single punch, and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever. Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2