Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

The shirt knows exactly what it did

mid-stride with glove and ball

this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations

" Bold red Western-style lettering reads "BEARCATS" above clean white sans-serif text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Vernon's detention empire runs on"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text