The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

but this one served an entire fantasy

the company that gave us ED-209

A rectangular marquee with red horizontal lines sits at the sign's base

Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win

The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tapeCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie