Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt calumet hand-lettered red text reading "NOW

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

surrounded by red dragon and flame motifs

Vertical white text reads "ESTD" and "1987" flanking the illustration

Kingpin Lanes stood as a beloved gathering spot in Los Angeles through the mid-century boom of the 1950s and 1960s

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt calumet hand-lettered red text reading "NOWWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The