Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 " then "PHILADELPHIA

" then "PHILADELPHIA

Screaming "Merry New Year" at strangers is just what happens when a hustler hits the gas with no brakes

" Large distressed white block letters read "CLEANING SERVICES" with a smaller line below reading "All Problems Solved

mimicking the Mountain Dew logo layout

" and "SINCE 1542

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fasttimes1 " then "PHILADELPHIAEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads