Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Sweatshirt newport More than just a bowling

More than just a bowling alley

Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar

A distressed red-orange circle sits at the upper left beside flowing white cursive text reading "Aloha

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

" A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of the bottom line

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Sweatshirt newport More than just a bowlingBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif