Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Red script text reads "DeMan's"

Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow-covered edges

A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle

Outlined text below reads "2345 KUHIO AVE

The Schwartz ring comparison scene aged like wine stored in a Winnebago doing hyperspace

Black cats already treat every day like civilization collapsed and they inherited the property

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Red script text reads "DeMan's"Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit