Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M rendered in red

rendered in red

Barbecue ribs are the only socially acceptable reason to announce your preferences for big racks at a family cookout

Inspired by Coming to America

White text reads "1750 GENEVA AVENUE • SAN FRANCISCO" with black cursive reading "Open 24 Hours" beneath

Sully's Porsche was basically a rolling headstone he paid for himself

Don't Be a Cocksucker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M rendered in redRebus puzzles peaked in second grade and apparently never left some people's wardrobes. A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "DON'T BE A" in a sans serif font. Below, a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick, both rendered in