Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A hand-drawn portrait of Dr

A hand-drawn portrait of Dr

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence

Mispronouncing a disease so consistently that it becomes a cultural movement is the kind of branding most corporations would pay millions for

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A hand-drawn portrait of DrSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit