I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white bold uppercase sans-serif

Distressed white bold uppercase sans-serif text reads "I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE" stacked across three lines with a weathered

facial stubble

If you see Randy securing the premises

Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DAMONES" across the top

I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white bold uppercase sans-serifSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical