Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Comic-style illustration of a Martian

Comic-style illustration of a Martian in a glass dome helmet with an exposed brown brain

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Television history on your chest

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Comic-style illustration of a MartianTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft