Ermagerd Sperklers! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nothing a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat

a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

and a clock on the gable

Chris Knight treats hazardous materials like a personality trait and sincerity like a war crime

They call it Scranton

they transport you somewhere else entirely

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt nothing a black line-art paddlewheel steamboatSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small