President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Green block text reads "PATSY

Green block text reads "PATSY D'AMORE'S" above green cursive script reading "Villa Capri

Black text below reads "EVERY NIGHT IS FRIDAY NIGHT AT BOBBY MCGEES" and "353 E COAST HWY NEWPORT BEACH

A white line-art illustration of a colonial tall ship on choppy water sits at the top

named for the orchards that once blanketed the Santa Clara Valley

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Green block text reads "PATSYTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text