The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex Sweatshirt alexandria Lardass Hogan entered that contest

Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare

Orange serif text reads "Baseball Club" above orange sans-serif text reading "CORPUS CHRISTI

and crossed utensils

flanked by cream script reading "Western" and "League

" both elements styled with a vintage screen-print texture

The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex Sweatshirt alexandria Lardass Hogan entered that contestBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text