Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt bod The water is clean

The water is clean

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

A bold condensed slab-serif reading "NEIGHBOR" sits below

Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships

White block text at the bottom reads "FIT'NESS PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

Menlo Park Roller Rink - Perkasie, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt bod The water is cleanRoller rinks in small town Pennsylvania closed before most people wearing this were born, which makes the nostalgia completely bulletproof. Nothing ruins a memory like having one. The Details: Golden yellow script text reads "Skate!" inside a red bordered yellow circle, with white and red serif text reading " FOR EXCITEMENT!" and " FOR FUN!" below. A 1950s style illustration depicts a red haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller