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Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

which says more about the food than the service

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Large cyan letters "ICS" with horizontal speed lines striped through them sit beside a cyan silhouette of a running figure in mid-stride

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