Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Santa's arm throwing devil horns

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

surrounded by scattered yellow

matching distressed white text reads "THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

A small green zigzag accent sits below

Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Santa's arm throwing devil hornsSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif