Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Minnesota Every bruise was a binding

Every bruise was a binding contract

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

" A small white electric guitar silhouette sits centered at the bottom

Arched golden-yellow distressed retro text reads "NEVER FORGET" across the top

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Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Minnesota Every bruise was a bindingSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.