Schweddy Balls - 11oz Coffee Mug ut2-rebuilt and somehow a mug

and somehow a mug

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ornate script

Schweddy Balls - 11oz Coffee Mug ut2-rebuilt and somehow a mugPete Schweddy's balls have been delighting NPR listeners since 1998, which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud. The Delicious Dish remains the most committed bit in sketch comedy history, and somehow a bakery made it real. The Details: Arched cream text reads "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH" above "PETE SCHWEDDY'S" in gold serif lettering, flanked by gold scrollwork flourishes and ornate vine like borders. Bold red blackletter