Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Large white outlined serif letters

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

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Philosoraptor - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Large white outlined serif lettersVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck