Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large white cursive script reads

Large white cursive script reads "Oilers" with a swoosh underline

" Bold black text reads "BASEBALL" above cursive script reading "Eastern League" flanked by two small stars

Blue block text below reads "EST 1886" with "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

then offers to fix it

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Large white cursive script readsTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads