Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Digital illustration of Hollywood Montrose

Digital illustration of Hollywood Montrose depicts him wearing angular white cat-eye sunglasses

Black script text reads "Desert Air" above clean uppercase sans-serif text reading "HOTEL AND COTTAGES

and a white tank top

A digital illustration of a red 1964 Impala sits between the text lines

Putting the word "wiener" on your chest with plausible deniability is fourth grade diplomacy at its finest

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Digital illustration of Hollywood MontroseAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading