Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_western Earning Employee of the Month

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

CA Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

San Francisco's Pirates competed in the Pacific National League starting in 1903

Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it

Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type

Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_western Earning Employee of the MonthReminding a made guy about his old day job is the kind of customer feedback that gets you buried in a shallow grave. Queens had exactly one shoe shine business where the service came with a body count. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS!" above a white illustration of a dress shoe with sparkle stars and a shoe shine brush above it. Cursive white script reads "Queens, New York" flanking