Tombstone Stand There and Bleed - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Captain Freedom retiring from televised

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

Beeks founding a security company is the most on-brand fail-upward move since the Dukes bet a dollar on ruining a man's life

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

Unicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty

Tombstone Stand There and Bleed - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Captain Freedom retiring from televisedCatching a bullet and turning it into a power move is Wyatt Earp's entire emotional vocabulary. Most guys bleed and fall down, but he bleeds and makes you feel stupid about it. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: Distressed white italic text reads "You gonna do somethin' or just" above large weathered western style block letters reading "STAND there and BLEED?" A minimalist white silhouette of a wide brimmed cowboy hat and a small curved mustache sit