Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt fargo Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural

Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants

Brown and tan tones fill the woven hats with detailed shading throughout

the lettering coated in a heavy grunge texture resembling a weathered screen-print

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

" "No One Can Resist My Schweddy Balls

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt fargo Reducing MC Hammer's entire culturalSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text