Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR WEST LEAGUE

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans-serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter

Smaller golden-yellow block text reads "HOLYOKE

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal