Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the mainland has been

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

The protective older brother got reassigned

A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a rectangular pool on a golden-yellow deck

Arched distressed white serif text reads "SAN LEANDRO

Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Half the mainland has beenLone Starr's ride smells like old upholstery and whatever Barf microwaved three days ago, but it still made the jump to hyperactive speed. Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE 5" across the top. Smaller cyan sans serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle 5, a beige Winnebago