Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders representing a city eager to

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

rendered in a slightly grungy illustration style

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

trademarking overprotective fatherhood like it's a federally funded initiative is the most honest thing to come out of the D

Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders representing a city eager toAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."