Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Hoodie TV with a circular red prohibition

with a circular red prohibition emblem to the lower left

" topped with two orange globe ornaments

White text at the bottom reads "SKATING ★ DANCING" with "GALLIVAN BLVD

Bold white text below reads "SPENDS THE REST OF IT JUDGING YOU

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Hoodie TV with a circular red prohibitionFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH