Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Arched distressed navy text reads

Arched distressed navy text reads "LINDALE" above "19" and "28" flanking a vintage dragon illustration breathing fire and gripping a baseball with visible stitching

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

with a light blue wave illustration and white block text reading "SINCE 1991" at the bottom

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Curved text at the bottom reads "GREENDALE" and "CALIFORNIA

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Arched distressed navy text readsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small