Howard Premium Werewolf Beer Kegs - Long Sleeve T-Shirt adult humor A vintage hand-drawn white illustration

A vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

Gold-colored ornamental border frames the entire design

Goldie Wilson's political career started with a broom

Liability insurance alone could bankrupt a small nation

Howard Premium Werewolf Beer Kegs - Long Sleeve T-Shirt adult humor A vintage hand-drawn white illustrationHoward's liquor store runs prove that lycanthropy is really just the world's most reliable fake I. D. No claws necessary, just walk in furry and walk out with kegs. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes. Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS," flanked