Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Fit'ness pizza in my mouth

Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Allentown's minor league baseball roots stretch back to the late 1890s

Red hand-drawn text reads "CHICKEN BOY" across a banner held by a cartoon chicken-headed figure in a white apron and blue checkered pants

rendered in white with visible dot-pattern texture

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Fit'ness pizza in my mouthOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of